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Boots on the Ground

by Lazarus on Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:44 AM

'Big Red One' HQ will deploy to Iraq

General “Iron Jaw” O'Kelly admits that the Division HQ will face significant challenges in their deployment. “With the “no boots on the ground” doctrine, our troops will be facing a challenge not seen in past deployments. We are currently interfacing with the Pentagon and the Secretary of Defense to see if Low Quarters will be counted as boots or will our troops have to use bedroom slippers” He went on to say “We sent the Divison Quartermaster to Walmart to price and determine availability of Desert Sand Camo Bedroom slippers in the case that Low Quarters will be determined to be Boots”.

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